Most of us know         how reverse         mortgages work. Homeowners of at least sixty two years of age         receive cash         payments with their homes as collateral, to be redeemed at their         death. While I         have yet to consider one for myself, I see nothing wrong with         such agreement.         In most cases the next generation is far enough along that their         parents shouldn’t         have to stint themselves the use of the wealth they have         accumulated in their         lifetimes.
But when one         party in an         agreement benefits directly from the misfortune of the other, in         this case         death, a double take is in order. I haven’t heard of alleged         foul play         with these transactions. But, in another part of the financial         world, we knew         something was amiss on learning that major institutions had been         making major         bets against securities that their brokers were recommending to         clients.   
When it comes to         the         environment we’re getting involved with some serious reverse         mortgaging. There         seems to be a difference of opinion here as to how much         protection, if any, is         needed. As I see it folks who think more caution is in order         have science on their         side. The other guys claim some random number of scientists who         agree with         them. I’d like to see the resumes of these experts. They might         provide some         belly laughs, particularly those institutions of higher learning         bearing the         brand of well known bible thumpers.
But let’s         stretch a point and         give equal validity to both sides. In that case there is a fifty         percent chance         of either being wrong. We’re not dealing with property now, but         with the future         of the planet and a lot of people who’ll be living on it after         us.  As the stakes get         higher the need increases         for insurance, in this case prevention. True conservatives would         want to go         green as quickly as possible. I submit the word “conserve” as         evidence.
Most of us can do with a         little less material         wealth and convenience, so as a nation let’s take something out         and put it in a         policy. Leaving things as they are is a reverse mortgage taken         too far, except to         those who don’t give a damn about the world they’ll leave         behind.